Squirrels fight back!

Further to recent reports that Prince Charles has declared war on Britain's grey squirrel population, the squirrels are fighting back.

General Tufty of the Grey Army's horse-chestnut infantry brigade, declared:

"We expect to take the gardens of Buckingham Palace by dawn. It is imperative to cull all royal families throughout the squirrel world, and to establish new grey republics."

Developing.